From the Book - Regular Print - First edition.
Fun and games with the family
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"Do not pass go do not collect $200"
Hey, loser, start over again
Stop me if you think you've heard this one before
Poem can be a home to those who roam
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Bright sword, dim brother
Calling in the reinforcements
Magic realism (without the realism)
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Will the guilty party please step forward?
When there's no snooze button
Keeping everybody (but me) happy
Preparations for a journey
Journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step (and other trite nonsense)
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From the Book - Regular Print - First Magic Carpet Books edition.
1 Happy Birthday to Me 3 --
2 Off to a Fantastic Start (Not!) 12 --
3 Fun and Games with the Family 22 --
4 A Heavenly Visitor 32 --
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6 "Do Not Pass Go; Do Not Collect $200" 47 --
7 Shuffle and Deal Again 52 --
8 Hey, Loser, Start Over Again (Again) 58 --
9 Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before 68 --
11 A Poem Can Be a Home to Those Who Roam (Or, Like, Whatever) 80 --
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13 Disarming the Troops 98 --
14 Are We Having Fun Yet? 106 --
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15 Bright Sword, Dim Brother 121 --
18 Calling in the Reinforcements 164 --
19 Magic Realism (without the Realism) 177 --
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21 Back to the Battlements 207 --
22 Did Someone Say Deja Vu? 217 --
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23 Will the Guilty Party Please Step Forward? 220 --
25 Morning Comes Early When There's No Snooze Button 240 --
26 Keeping Everybody (But Me) Happy 247 --
27 Preparations for a Journey 258 --
29 A Journey of a Thousand Miles Begins with a Single Step (and Other Trite Nonsense) 278 --
30 Dead Oxen and Gold 284 --
31 Home Sweet Home (Or Not) 292.