My life uploaded
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Hello! Millie Porter here. Im posting this from a garden shed, because three so-called adults are in the house arguing over whether you can train penguins. You see, I moved in with my dad, granddad, and aunty to escape my mums neat freak boyfriend. (He follows me around with a vacuum cleaner, like thats a normal thing to do. Its not.) The point is, this reality thing is HARD, so my BFF Lauren and I are taking it online to tell you how to handle it. We are going to make a difference with this vlog. That is, if I can just get Dave the cats tail out of my face. Yes, we know its usually only übergeeks like Bradley Sanderson who do vlogs. Yes, we know that Instagram queen Erin Breeler will not like it one tiny bit. But Lauren says shell be too obsessed with the hot new boy at school to notice us. You get to see me juggling real life, online life, and a cat intent on my destruction as it happens IRL. This is my life. Uploaded.

Lexile 620.

Ages 12-15.

HL 620 L,Lexile

HL620L,Lexile

Decoding demand: 95 (very high),Semantic demand: 100 (very high),Syntactic demand: 89 (very high),Structure demand: 89 (very high),Lexile

Accelerated Reader AR,MG+,4.4,8.0,508598.